My System Forces Me to Live off Women

Huang Tianxuan smiled brightly, "If I were Chen Aohong, you’d have been dead eight times over by now."

The media room was dim, but their movements were still visible. The intimate whispers between the two inevitably drew the attention of others. Zhao Qingge cleared her throat, making Li Peifeng abandon his sneaky intention to misbehave. After some thought, he simply left the media room, went back to his room to pack, and prepared to move into the master bedroom.

He still had to agree to Old Zhao’s request to share the room. He’s about to graduate and the wedding is approaching—failing to fulfill such a small request would be excessive, even by Li Peifeng’s standards. Besides, he only slept once every five or six days, so occasionally sharing a bed with Old Zhao wouldn’t interfere with much.

...

"Why did you just glance and leave?"

At 10:30 PM, Zhao Qingge returned from watching a movie. Upon opening the door and seeing Li Peifeng typing on the computer in the master bedroom, she blinked lightly, but her tone was as calm as ever, "Was it not well-shot?"

"No, I’m just purely not interested in TV dramas... How did you find it?"

"A good time-killer. They’re still watching it."

As they spoke, Zhao Qingge went to the bathroom to wash up, and Li Peifeng also shut down the computer and followed her to wash up.

When they both came out again, they headed straight to bed.

Undress, turn off the lights, sleep!

It had been several days without sleep, and Li Peifeng was a bit sleepy. Naturally, he reached out to hug Zhao Qingge’s neck, giving her a frenzy of kisses on her face and neck until she felt a bit miffed.

"Let go, let’s sleep!"

"Alright, alright, goodnight, darling~"

Satisfied, Li closed his eyes, ready to drift into dreamland, but the other suddenly spoke again, making him open his eyes.

"I don’t want to get married."

In the darkness, Zhao Qingge’s eyes were a bit dazed, her tone was also unpredictably elusive.

Li Peifeng was silent for two seconds, then sighed, "If you don’t want to, then we won’t."

"..."

Zhao Qingge pursed her lips, turned from facing him to lying on her side, turning her back.

Clearly, that was the wrong answer!

Li Peifeng forcefully pulled her over, "Then I command you, you must marry me! Whether you want to or not, marriage with me is your only option."

"Will everything stay the same after marriage? Continue living with them?"

Zhao Qingge questioned while moving her body to the other side, away from him, trying to open up some distance between them.

"Of course not. With them living in our house all the time, the risk of being discovered increases, so after we’re married, they’ll definitely have to move out. See, the villa next door is currently having its walls and utilities done. Once it’s all completed, they’ll have to move."

Next door... How is that any different from living together?

Zhao Qingge took a deep breath, feeling as if she had punched a pillow, finding it futile.

But upon thinking it over, if the three of them moved out, they wouldn’t be under the same roof anymore. No matter how close, everyone wouldn’t be living in the same house; they’d become neighbors. At least it wouldn’t be like now, seeing each other every moment, causing little spats every day and a big fight every two days.

Alright, she could barely accept that.

Zhao Qingge slowly moved back to the middle of the bed, reaching for the pillow, but when she couldn’t feel Li Peifeng’s hand, she hesitated for a moment then went into his side of the bed to grab.

But Li Peifeng had already hidden his hands under his body, so Zhao Qingge didn’t find them.

"What is it? Want me to hug you?"

"..."

"If you want it, just say it out loud. How am I supposed to know you want me to hold you if you don’t speak?"

"Shut up and sleep."

Zhao Qingge shivered slightly, clenching her fist and withdrawing her hand, while awkwardly throwing out a retort, "Put your pants on!"

"Who wears pants to sleep at home? Are you crazy?"

Li Peifeng scoffed, and Zhao Qingge angrily retorted, "Are you calling me crazy? What’s wrong with me asking you to wear underwear?"

"I’m used to not wearing any; you really shouldn’t wear either, everything should come off..."

"No way!"

"Suit yourself, goodnight then."

Li Peifeng was actually a bit sleepy, and with a yawn he didn’t bother asking for snuggles, preparing to sleep, but the rustling outside the door made him perk up his ears, his mouth curving slightly as if he had discovered something amusing.

"Hiss~ Woo~ Ah~"

After about ten seconds, a bizarre crying sound of a woman echoed outside, accompanied by a ghostly low tune, barely there, unwilling to disperse...

The sound had barely started for three seconds when Zhao Qingge heard it, immediately diving into Li Peifeng’s blanket!

"What’s wrong?"

"I think I heard something..."

"No way?"

Zhao Qingge covered her ears unable to speak, trembling all over in Li Peifeng’s arms, breaking out in a cold sweat. Five or six seconds later, she finally realized what was happening, furious and embarrassed, she loudly scolded towards the direction of the door, "Xu Manning, get out of here, stop with these silly pranks!"

The noise outside didn’t stop, and there came a drifting female voice, with a chillingly eerie tone, not much different from ghostly figures in films and shows;

"Zhao Qingge, you old hag seducing your student, you teacher with a false facade, I’m here to get you... Open the door and take a trip to hell with me!"

"Get out!!"

Zhao Qingge, both angry and scared, blamed Xu Manning for playing that spooky music on her phone, so much so that Li Peifeng had to hold back laughter while hugging Old Zhao tight and soothing with ’don’t be afraid’, not very effectively though.

Zhao Qingge said with a frosty face, "They’re calling from outside the door, aren’t you going to do something?"

"Yes, yes... Manning, Wenyue, you two hurry back to sleep, there’s work tomorrow, stop joking around."

"Li Peifeng, you’re going to hell too... into the oil pan to be repeatedly deep-fried, then reincarnate as livestock!"

Even though it’s disguised, you can tell it’s Wu Wenyue’s voice, and the threat in her words to Li Peifeng sounded amusing.