Dark Lord Seduction System: Taming Wives, Daughters, Aunts, and CEOs

Chapter 860: The Hedgehog Spines, First Kiss

Instead, I said something else, let’s not rush, shall we?

"You tap your pen against your desk when you’re thinking. Always three times, always the same rhythm. You take your coffee with exactly two sugars but you tell people you take it black because you think it sounds more professional. And when you’re really stressed, you organize things that are already organized—I watched you alphabetize a stack of folders that were already alphabetical."

Her mouth was slightly open. "I don’t—"

"You did it twice. Once with the folders. Once with the pens in your drawer."

"Those pens were not—" She stopped. Frowned. "Okay, maybe they were already organized. But they weren’t organized correctly."

"There’s a correct way to organize pens?"

"By ink color, then by barrel color, then by brand."

"Charlotte."

"What?"

"That’s insane."

"That’s efficient."

"Those are not the same thing."

She was laughing now—really laughing, the kind that crinkled the corners of her eyes and made her whole face light up. "You don’t understand. If I need a blue pen with a black barrel, I need to know exactly where—"

"Has that ever happened? Have you ever needed that specific combination?"

"...No."

"So you’ve created an elaborate organizational system for a scenario that has never once occurred."

"I like to be prepared!"

"For the great pen emergency of 2026?"

"You’re mocking me."

"I’m appreciating you. There’s a difference." I grinned. "Most people organize their desks. You’ve created a taxonomy. A classification system. David Attenborough could narrate your pen drawer."

Charlotte snorted. Actually snorted, then immediately covered her face with both hands.

"Oh God. I snorted."

"You did."

"In public."

"In a very expensive public."

"I’m a CEO. I don’t snort."

"You absolutely snort. You just did. I heard it. The sommelier heard it. That woman at the bar definitely heard it."

She peeked through her fingers. "Do you think they’ll revoke my business license?"

"Probably. ’Charlotte Thompson, stripped of her title for undignified nasal emissions.’ It’ll be front page news."

She dropped her hands, laughing helplessly. "You’re the worst."

"I’m the best and you know it."

The food came. Course after course of French perfection.

Amuse-bouche: a single bite of salmon tartare that melted on the tongue.

First course: a soup so velvety it was basically silk in liquid form.

Second course: scallops seared to golden perfection.

Charlotte ate. Actually ate—not the polite picking at food that she did during business dinners, but real, genuine enjoyment of every bite. She made small sounds of appreciation that she probably didn’t realize she was making.

Closed her eyes when the flavors hit just right.

I watched her. Not in the calculating way I watched targets. Just... watched. The way the candlelight played across her features. The way she tucked a strand of hair behind her ear. The way her lips curved around her fork.

This woman. This sweet, brilliant, impossibly good woman.

She deserved this. Deserved someone paying attention to what made her happy. Deserved terrible jokes about pen organization and expensive wine and a night where the weight of a $2.4 trillion company wasn’t sitting on her shoulders.

She caught me staring. Raised an eyebrow.

"What?"

"Nothing." I smiled. "Just thinking about hedgehogs."

"Hedgehogs?"

"You remind me of one."

She set down her fork. "I’m going to need you to explain that, because I’m pretty sure you just called me prickly."

"Not prickly. Protected." I leaned back in my chair. "Hedgehogs are soft. Incredibly soft—they have the gentlest fur underneath all those spines. But the world kept trying to hurt them, so they evolved armor. Learned to curl into a ball and wait for the danger to pass."

Charlotte was very still.

"The spines aren’t weapons," I continued. "They’re shields. Defense mechanisms for something soft that just wants to be left alone. Most people see the spines and think the hedgehog is dangerous. They don’t bother looking underneath."

"And you think I’m like that?"

"I think you’ve spent your whole life being soft in a world that punishes softness. So you built walls. Learned to protect yourself. But you never actually became hard, Charlotte. You just got better at hiding how soft you still are."

Her eyes were bright. She looked away, blinking rapidly.

"Here’s the thing about hedgehogs, though," I said. "If you earn their trust—if you prove you’re not going to hurt them—those spines flatten. The defensive ball uncurls. And what you find underneath is the softest thing you’ve ever touched."

"Peter—"

"You haven’t been mean, Charlotte. Not to Aurelia, not to anyone. You’ve just finally learned that you’re allowed to have spines. That protecting yourself isn’t the same as being cruel."

She was quiet for a long moment. When she finally looked at me, there were tears on her cheeks.

"How do you do that?" she whispered.

"Do what?"

"To glow on me. Actually, see me. Not the CEO, not the Thompson heiress, not the face on the business magazines. Just... me."

"Because I bothered to look." I reached across the table, took her hand. "The world never learned you, Charlotte. They saw the name and the money and decided they knew everything. They never earned your trust, so they never saw underneath the spines."

"But you did."

"I did. My family did. My harem did. Even someone worse at people like Tommy did. ARIA—we all did." I squeezed her fingers. "We built a pocket world for you. A safe space where you can uncurl and just be yourself. Where you can be the sweet, brilliant, generous person you’ve always been without the world punishing you for it."

"I love that world." Her voice cracked. "I love Sunday mornings in your chaos. I love being everyone’s... being your..."

"Princess," I finished. "You’re our princess, Charlotte. Everyone’s princess."

She laughed. Wet and broken and beautiful.

"I’m twenty-six years old. I run a trillion-dollar company. I shouldn’t want to be anyone’s princess."

"And yet."

"And yet." She squeezed my hand back. "I really, really do." Charlotte was the princess, Luna was the innocent little sister, Emma was the chaotic, wild little princess. That’s how my harem had categorized them.

We sat there for a moment. Hands intertwined across the table. The restaurant humming around us, oblivious to the small miracle happening in the corner booth.

Then Charlotte took a breath. Straightened her shoulders. Wiped her eyes with her free hand.

"Peter."

"Yeah?"

"You need to stop being so irresistible." Her voice was quiet. Serious. "Or I might actually kiss you."

I laughed. "Okay. I’ll work on that. Maybe I’ll start making uglier faces. Really put some effort into being repulsive."

She laughed too. "No, you idiot." She reached across the table, grabbed my tie, pulled me closer. "That was the part where you were supposed to say Then kiss me."

I blinked. "Oh."

"’Oh,’ he says." Charlotte rolled her eyes. But she was smiling. Glowing. "The great Eros Velmior Desiderion, master seducer, and he misses the most obvious signal in—"

I kissed her.

Leaned across the table and caught her lips mid-sentence. She made a small sound of surprise—then melted. Her hand tightened on my tie, pulling me closer. Her other hand came up to cup my jaw.

She tasted like wine and tears and something sweeter underneath. Something that was purely Charlotte. Something untouched and innocent and impossibly precious.

Her first kiss. I realized it as her lips trembled against mine. Twenty-six years old, and this was her first real kiss.

I made it count.

When I finally pulled back, her eyes were closed. Her lips were parted. There was a flush on her cheeks that had nothing to do with alcohol.

"Oh," she breathed.

"Yeah," I agreed. "’Oh.’"

Her eyes opened. Met mine. And she started laughing—that beautiful, broken, wonderful laugh that I was rapidly becoming addicted to.