Celia: After Dying in the Apocalypse, I Live Once Again!

Chapter 114: Invading Privacy, Once More!

Regardless of if Guanyu had a task for her wife or not, she was always going to let Celia into her Soul Realm. For one, she was no longer the sole Cultivator of the harem, endangering Guanyu’s position (reputation wise) at the top.

Though, unlike the woman of the hour, both Xinyi and Selfros aren’t yet willing to let Celia inside of their Soul Realms. Normally, doing so is saved for extremely good friends, or intimate couples. Celia’s relationship with them… would be enough to allow that, if it wasn’t for those two having… the same reservations that Guanyu held.

Vulely: “…”

Boom!

After explaining all that… it should be obvious that I am not allowed in this place, Guanyu’s Soul Realm. Unfortunately, Celia entered her wife (in a non-sexual manner, this time) over three months ago.

Oh, wait… right, Higher Beings are terrible at time keeping. It has actually been almost two years since then! So… despite my unwillingness to do this, figuring out why they were left sleeping until now… is something that I must do. There is no way that they’ve just been loving it all this entire time, and… the war zone before me proves that!

Thud!

Celia: “Ouch! This isn’t getting any less painful…” She mused with a frustrated tone, rubbing her head, the poor tree that she landed on dying then and there.

Vulely: “C-cute, so very cute!” I say with heart eyes, rushing over to Celia, picking her up, and then spinning my wife around like a crazy person.

Celia: “(/ />/ A /</ /)”

Luckily, Celia had instant Healing and Cleaning spells set up, so I felt no remorse in doing this. And how come I said that she was cute? You see… Celia was in the form of a child, or maybe a young teenager.

How could I, a loving wife… not find such a sight absolutely amazing, Celia cute as a button? On my honor, this is required! So petite and controllable… Celia in this form is a bit dangerous. For my sanity and morals, as well as for the other wives, I mean…

Vulely: “Celia~, will you ‘Chop chop the tree trees’, or ‘fishy Fish~ The Fishies~’ in my presence, please?” I pleaded, eyes a mix between hearts and spirals, most likely (in hindsight) looking and sounding completely deranged.

Chop!

Vulely: “(>3<)”

Celia: “Vulely, there, that’s one chop for you.” She said with a scolding tone, right after choppi… bopping my head.

Vulely: “Eeeeh? Why can’t you give me those very simple alms? Rather, apart from that chop… I did come here, potentially angering Guanyu forever, all just to save you.” I seriously asked, feigning a deeply hurt tone and expression.

Celia: “Well, I do, in fact, need your help; so I am quite grateful for you showing up here.” She replied with a defeated sigh.

Vulely: “Then…” The rest of my words were cut off, due to what my wife said next.

Celia: “In your excitement, Vulely, you’ve mistaken the actions of another absurd girl for ones that I’ve done.” She sternly informed, arms crossed, hitting me with information that stabbed right into my very Soul.

Vulely: “…”

Celia: “Forget about those alms, and I’ll pretend that this slipup of yours never happened. Are we in agreement, dear?” She added with a forgiving smile, offering me a way out of this situation, of which, I, of course, accepted this sweetheart deal the exact second that Celia finished speaking those words.